I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made; your works are wonderful, I know that fully well.
are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?
you know that quiet girl in class?
yeah she goes home and makes fun of you all on tumblr
if I ever fall into a coma someone please come secretly tweeze my eyebrows so I can make all the nurses hella jealous of my unconscious eyebrow game.
person: alright i’ll talk to you guys later!
most people: ok bye see you tomorrow!
me: alright, hey tell your dog I said hi lolol